Forgive me for stepping on my soap box

I know this kind of talk makes people uncomfortable,

but before we get fully invested into the holiday spirit I'd like to let you know that

Famine fills the belly of Yemen as grocery stores sell out in the states for holidays that claim gratitude and thanks.

Thank you God, and thank you Walmart! Where everything is proudly made in the U.S .of A., unless it's made in China of course!

Which is currently hosting its own Holocaust, More of a modern day Inquisition, but nevemind that, better repost about the best tech sales of the season, because that's more important.

Pass the gravy as I pour the tea, I'm scared my brothers in Palestine ain't Neva gonna be free.

I mean we do live in a world where entire countries can starve to death.

And corrupt governments have settled comfortably on the broken backs of their oppressed.

But let's not get to negative, that kind of talk makes people uncomfortable. And God forbid they have to live in a reality outside of the one currated for them by the powers that be.

So God bless America, and God bless the internet. Because where else could I do all my black Friday shopping.

Imagine living in a world where there isn't consistent internet access. Wild right?

Ain't it crazy that there are countries where the government regularly causes blackouts so that their citizens can't tell the rest of the world what's actually going on?

They definitely are going to miss all the Cyber Monday deals, but let's not get too deep because that kind of talk makes people uncomfortable.

Besides, if we leave right now we might be able to catch an early bird sale, better grab your wishlist.! Thank you God and thank you credit cards!

Seasons greetings, and to all a good night.